Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Funny Facts

God Created Donkey

Said to him “you will be donkey. You will work un-tiring from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on his back. You will eat grass, you will no intelligence and you will live 50 years.”

The donkey answered :- “I will be donkey but 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years.”
God granted his wish.


God Created Dog

& said to him :- “you will guard the house of man. You will be his best friend. You will eat the scraps that man gives you. You will live 30 years.”
You will be the dog.
The dog answered :- “Sir, to live 30 years is too much. Give me only 15 years.”
God granted his wish. 
God Created Monkey  

& said to him :- “you will swing from branch to branch doing tricks. You will be amusing. You will live 20 years.”
You will be the monkey.
The Monkey answered :- “Sir, to live 20 years is too much. Give me only 10 years.”
God granted his wish. 
Finally God Created Man 

& said to him :- “you will only rational creature on the face of the earth. You will use your intelligence to become master over all animals. You will dominate world. You will live 20 years.”
You will be the man.
The Man responded :- “Sir, to live 20 years is very little. Give me 30 years that donkey refused, the 15 years that dog didn’t want, the 10 years the monkey refused.”

God granted man’s wish. 
And since then man live 20 years as a man,
Marries & spends 30 years like donkey, working & carrying all his burden on his back.

Then when his children are grown, he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house & eating what ever given to him.

When he is old & retires, he live 10 years like monkey, going from house to house & from one son or daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grand children.

That’s life.


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