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Cigerate :- A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

Lecture :- An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either 

Confedence :- The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

Compromise :- The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

Tears :- The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power! 

Dictionary :- A place where divorce comes before marriage

Conference Room :- A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

Ecstasy :- A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before
Classic :- A book which people praise, but never read 

Smile :- A curve that can set a lot of things straight! 

Office :- A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life 

Yawn :- The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth
Atom Bomb :- An invention to bring an end to all inventions

Philosopher :- A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead

Diplomat :- A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY

Miser :- A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!

Criminal :- A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught

Polotian :- One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later

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